jack off? wow why not jill off this is why we need feminism
That’s actually the slang for female masturbation but if I ever use it people give me funny looks.
there was an exclamation mark on the map so i walked over and talked to the person and thanked me and gave me money and the game gave me the “quest complete” sign
and i have no idea what the fuck i did but heyyyy free money
I feel a lot like this when my grandmother gives me money out of the blue.
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
I was honestly expecting this to be an LGBT post with some message of how people in come in very different packages. It was more along the lines of how drastically humans have bred dogs into absolutely ridiculous ways.